You know she’s dirty when…
by davycockett on Sep.11, 2009, under Fuck-toids
1. You pull down her pants and a plume of fruit flies hits you in the face.
2. Her underwear has more skid marks than a drag strip.
3. Her necklass is really a flee collar.
4. Even she wears gloves going down there.
Um, let's order in
5. When asked about her ethnic background she makes a point of saying she’s “mo’tly persons.”
6. She uses the phrase “on the rag” literally.
7. She thinks a dentist is one of “’em city words.”
8. She leaves her family reunions stinking of sex.
9. She considers her anus another back pocket.
10. Insists on playing the rusty trombone every single time you guys have sex. It’s pretty much the only reason you keep her around.
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