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Christina Ricci might have the perfect hard-body!

by davycockett on Sep.04, 2009, under Celebrity Smegma

First thing’s first, this picture has not been altered by me or anybody else.  That waist and bust line actually belongs to Christina Ricci!  Unfucking believable!  Doesn’t she look like a babe from the cover of a Heavy Metal magazine? Somebody quick, put a giant laser gun in her hands!

Aren't you an anime cartoon character?

Anime cartoon character, maybe?

And look at those legs, not the twigs of an über skinny girl, but the well muscled limbs of a personal trainer.  I’m floored!  I’ve had a thing for Christina for as long as–– I can remember.  We’re roughly the same age and I’ve gotta admit, she’s been in my spank bank rotation since day one.

That's one lucky dog

That's one lucky dog

I think I’m gonna pass out looking at that bloody waistline; what, did she have some ribs removed.   And she’s got a fantastic rack! That’s it, somebody kill me, I’ve seen enough.

Hottest-Celeb-Ever!

Hottest-Celeb-Ever!

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