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Why curious girls get yeast infections…

by davycockett on Aug.30, 2009, under Spunker's Bunker

…because some things just don’t belong buried in a cunt.  Case in point, Lollipop Lesbians: Disk 1.  From my understanding, refined sugar in a vagina is a big no no.  Boy, is this girl gonna be bashful explaining to her gynecologist why her pussy is so sick yet so delicious tasting.

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I say leave food for the mouth and dick, and an assortment of non-food found items, for the snatch.  You’re not gonna get bacterial issues from a pool cue or from a bundle of drumsticks (assuming that they’re clean, of course).  Fuck, call me–– old fashion, but any old dirty cock is gonna do the job.  Not to shit on human spontaneity, but evolution is not gonna be outdone by Willy Wonka.  Penis vs. candy, penis is gonna win every time, well, in the long run.

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