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Analingus, all the popular kids are doing it

by davycockett on Aug.27, 2009, under T&A Q&A's

Call it what you will, anal-oral sex, rimming, rim-job, salad tossing, butt licking, ass eating, at the end of the day, there’s no disguising the fact that it’s the best thing to happen to sex since foreign objects.  That being said, it’s not for everyone.  But I’m curious; I know I’ll eat a five course ass meal with ass appetizers and ass for desert, but what the rest of the world?  I want some numbers, statistic that I use in polite conversation.  Come on, folks, let’s be honest here!

Salad Tossing, a.k.a. the new cunnilingus, who does it… You?

  • Every fucking chance I get! (You’d eat the peanuts out of a fat chick’s cornhole, your tongue is a licensed proctologist, you could serve the queen tea off of your wife’s rectum, it’s so darn clean) (40.0%, 32 Votes)
  • Sure, I’ll eat that ass up; it hits the coital spot. (Yeah, you’ve been known to get your brownnose-on) (33.0%, 26 Votes)
  • No way, not under any circumstance, never have, never will. (Even if it’s Megan Fox’s nether fox hole) (14.0%, 11 Votes)
  • I’d rather not, but will if requested. (It’s stinky and tacky, and monsters be down there) (10.0%, 8 Votes)
  • Indifferent. I could, I would, I won’t on a full stomach, I have, whatever. (4.0%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 80

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1 comment for this entry:
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    aaron

    Crazy, who knew so many people licked, i mean liked ass.

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