If retro, golden age smut is your cock’s delight, look no further, this is the diamond dick standard in vintage crank.  The vast majority of Alpha France Corp films were made in the early 70s, shot on actual 35mm film, and were publicly released in French movie theaters, but don’t let that mislead you, these flicks are ball busting hardcore fare; there just happens to be some talking and plot between the highly stylized cinematic fuck making.  Here’s a clip from Crazy Girls in Heat.

Note the attention paid to mise-en-scene (the set, props, costume) and editing; real thought and planning went into this film, something which is sorely lacking in–– today’s gonzo let’s-just-shot-and-print-the-damn-thing approach.

And you can’t talk about Alpha France Corp–or for that matter, French retro porn, period–without bringing up Brigitte LaHaie, the blonde haired, firm bodied, princess of the 70s smut screen.  At the height of her popularity, she single handedly kept European XXX competitive with its American counterpart.  She was so big, in fact, she was practically a mainstream celebrity in France, her fame making her a household name.  She’s the one on the left in the video below (The House of Fantasies) doing what she does best, milk mega euro nuts.  Doesn’t she have a striking resemblance to Marilyn Monroe?

Then there’s the whole bush thing.  We are talking about the 70s here, and Europeans.  Of course this action is steeped in hair pie.  Personally, I fucking love it–love that beaver–as seen here in the much celebrated classic The Initiation of a Married Woman.  In my learned opinion, this film represents a high water mark in French X cinema.  I guess that makes me a dirty mustached Frenchman at heart, a title I’m not gonna shy away from.   I don’t have a cock in my hat for nothing.

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