Sperm: give up, there’re more of them than you
by davycockett on Aug.26, 2009, under Video Teat
Straight up, there’s nothing worse than being tailed by a mob of man sized sperm that are acting in pantomime. Happened to me once in Amsterdam, nearly caused an ovum riot in the red light district. Luckily for all involved, my spunk was far too stoned to cause much damage, just a few scared pros and an indiscriminant peppering of walking hazards.
The above being said, Durex is on their A-game with their viral marketing commercials. This shit is funny. Granted, spunk, the white stuff, Captain Cream, spluge, gak, man-goo, man-nog, penis snot, semen is inherently humorous, it being the wayward banana peel of the coitus comedy, but this does not mean–– we shouldn’t laugh at jizz jokes any less; on the contrary, an easy target is an easy target and you take the shot, in this case, the cumshot.
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