Urban Dictionary, is there anything that you don’t splendidly sully with your perverse insights? Yes, the evolution of language is a glorious, and more often than not, an obnoxious thing. That being said, what a ride! Let’s have quick look, you and I, at some fantastic newborn dictum, so fresh, they are still covered in gross parts-of-speech placenta.

Cold Jerky – The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.

Lesbro:
1. A man who has more friendships with lesbians than other women or men.
2. A man who befriends lesbians with the intent to seduce them.
Steve is such a lesbro. He doesn’t have a chance with those women.

Manscape -  The removal of excess body hair via waxing, shaving, plucking. Also manscap – ing, ed (continue reading…)

Black Belt Jones has been around the block, son.  Got some mother fucking skeletons in me closet.  Bound to happen.  At least I’m man ‘nuff to face the mother fucking facts.  Yeah, I’ve banged with some ladies with a little something extra.  They had 40DD titties and sucked cock like a Dyson vacuum cleaner, and I’ll tell you what, I’d do it again.  Just look at this action in Transsexual Gangbang.  It be jamming.

Jimmy up, and go for it; that’s what I say.  As long as they’re ain’t no 6 o’clock shadow on da bitch’s face, it’s all good.  Your hetero image remains intact.  Take it from– (continue reading…)