It really bums me out when I see talent like this wasted on the schlong.  No offence fellas, but this babe was born to lap labia, not to tonsil cock-head.  I don’t what it is about her, maybe you can help me out nail it on the head, but she has a certain yet indefinably carpet munching quality to her.

Eh ohhh!

Now, I know what you’re thinking: Digit, you think all women should be into the gashed muff?  Sure, okay, I’d admit– (continue reading…)

Ah fuck, look at dat big bitch slurp up dat white boy’s semi!  She must be think it be her fourth lunch ‘cause she be savouring and not swallowing whole.  Damn, this girl from Plumper’s Island be a round one.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I be a huge fan of the huge.

She reminds me of this one beanbag I use to sit on with me dick.  Mother fucking lady could eat me under– (continue reading…)