You know you’re a geek when…
by davycockett on Aug.22, 2009, under Spunker's Bunker
…you have to build a fucking robot, to, um, fuck a woman. Look at this guy in the aptly named movie, Fuck Machine. I don’t know about you, but if I had some top shelf pussy in heat sprawled out in front of me, I wouldn’t be thinking “I just know I can build some kind of machine to slam this,” hell, I’d have no brain activity at all; I’d be too busy busting nuts in premium clam.
This is a textbook example of “decadent technology.” We shouldn’t be wasting our resources on shit like–– this when Mother Nature has already equipped us with the proper goods. Then again, what do I know? Maybe this dude has a poisonously barbed penis; perhaps the inside of this babe’s pussy is lined with rows of razor shape teeth, like a shark’s mouth. Whatever the case may be, it’s sad sad state of affairs in Screws-ville.
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