Five foot nothing, yet she can swallow a claymore… go figure!
by davycockett on Aug.22, 2009, under The Girl-nasium
For those not steeped in medieval weaponry, a claymore is a sword most famously used by William Wallace (as portrayed by Mel Gibson in Braveheart) to get the stinkin’ English off of his front porch. If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, well fuck, you sir have a day to go watch Braveheart, no excuses.
Inches shy of being a midget, reality shy of being your woman
Braveheart is a mandatory man movie; see it or hang up your nuts and start wearing dresses. Anywho, to go–– back to my original point, this petite little Betty can sheath seven feet of sword down her throat, and yes, you are correct, it is one of the great mysteries of the known universe.
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