…you have to build a fucking robot, to, um, fuck a woman.  Look at this guy in the aptly named movie, Fuck Machine.  I don’t know about you, but if I had some top shelf pussy in heat sprawled out in front of me, I wouldn’t be thinking “I just know I can build some kind of machine to slam this,” hell, I’d have no brain activity at all; I’d be too busy busting nuts in premium clam.

This is a textbook example of “decadent technology.”  We shouldn’t be wasting our resources on shit like– (continue reading…)

For those not steeped in medieval weaponry, a claymore is a sword most famously used by William Wallace (as portrayed by Mel Gibson in Braveheart) to get the stinkin’ English off of his front porch.  If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, well fuck, you sir have a day to go watch Braveheart, no excuses.

Inches shy of being a midget, reality shy of being your woman

Braveheart is a mandatory man movie; see it or hang up your nuts and start wearing dresses.   Anywho, to go– (continue reading…)