Getting kicked in the balls, still sucks
by davycockett on Aug.20, 2009, under Fuck-toids
Zen Buddhists believe that everything is temporary, that there is no permanence in the universe, and thus, we should all chill-out and smell the vaginas. Well, I hate to break it to these tre deep medication fuckers, but getting hoofed in the nuts SUCKS, and that ain’t changing.
Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord
Every man has been rocked in the family jewels at least once in his lifetime. The last time it happened to me it was totally my own damn fault. Drunk and stumbling in the dark to the washroom, I steered–– my sack, testical first, into the unforgiving corner the hallway radiator. I cried. But I suppose it could have been a lot worse; Chuck Norris could have round-housed my coin-purse in a fit of justified rage.
One of these, forget about it, your dick is history
It is true, the vast majority of men don’t deserve a battered cock and balls. This being said, there are some situations that warrant a groin boot stomping: a bullying is one such occasion, wearing spandex in public with a massive boner is another.
What do mean, the hot tub's full?
Unless you’re an international male model, you’re not making any friends walking around like this. One stiletto heel coming up. What can I say, some people just having it coming to them. Like this guy:
Looks like the cock-war-hammer is getting another notch
But I digress.
In summation, balls + violence = onch! Math, I think, all men know, and will always know until the very end of time.
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