Zen Buddhists believe that everything is temporary, that there is no permanence in the universe, and thus, we should all chill-out and smell the vaginas.  Well, I hate to break it to these tre deep medication fuckers, but getting hoofed in the nuts SUCKS, and that ain’t changing.

Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord

Every man has been rocked in the family jewels at least once in his lifetime.  The last time it happened to me it was totally my own damn fault.  Drunk and stumbling in the dark to the washroom, I steered– (continue reading…)

Formally known as Secretary’s Day, Administrative Professionals’ Day is an unofficial secular holiday observed in many parts of the world, usually on the Wednesday of the last full week of April, to recognize the work and the constant sodomy, as seen here in the film Secretaries, that office bitches must endure to earn their keep.

Like most women, I’ve spent a fair share of my youth cock-locked in office behind a desk, filing– (continue reading…)