First hobbits and elves, now loose women, is there anything that you don’t do, New Zealand?

New Zealand women reportedly have on average 20+ different sexual partners in their lifetime, which happens to be twice as many lays as than their British and Australian counterparts and almost three times the global norm.

We beg you, take advantage of us!

Good on them.  Apparently, the culture of dating is dead there, at the edge of the world.  These chicks would rather just get drunk, fuck, and be done with it.  Makes– (continue reading…)

“Why, yes I do,” says the plumber who happens to have a thing for breast cream in his coffee.

Now even I have a hard time understanding this scene from Yes, Got Milk 2.  Mr. Handyman is mid sink repairs, the lady of the house gets him a cup of java, which she whitens with her own fluids, then she proceeds to blow the fella.  What about his coffee?  What happens to it?  It seems to disappear.  I guess if there was ever a situation to forget about your caffeine fix, hello, I think we’ve found it.

Personally, I’m on the fence with the whole lactating thing; I like the BIG milk filled BOOBS, but I have mixed– (continue reading…)