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Don’t Bite It, Suck It!

by blackbeltjones on Aug.09, 2009, under The Girl-nasium

Shit ladies, don’t be nibbling on that shit–or in the case, sinking your fucking teeth in it—you gotta worship the love bone, treat it like the mother fucking delicate flower that it is.  My black as pitch, ten inch gagger be shivering looking at how this bitch here be mishandling the jizzer of life.  Respect!  Respect!

Um, it could use a bit of mustard

Um, it could use a bit of mustard

No one, not even a rockin’ pornstar bombshell, should be playing like dis.  Say she suddenly–– have a seizure from all the black dick that’s been in ‘er.  No more big dick.  Me 13 inches become a paltry 7.  Tragedy, wrath of god shit!  Dis is why me be dating grannies now; no teeth in der head, no risk to me rudder.

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