Shit ladies, don’t be nibbling on that shit–or in the case, sinking your fucking teeth in it—you gotta worship the love bone, treat it like the mother fucking delicate flower that it is.  My black as pitch, ten inch gagger be shivering looking at how this bitch here be mishandling the jizzer of life.  Respect!  Respect!

Um, it could use a bit of mustard

No one, not even a rockin’ pornstar bombshell, should be playing like dis.  Say she suddenly– (continue reading…)

…then the odds are that what you’re eating has been up some woman’s unwashed cunt! Now, before you fly off the handle, this is not necessarily a bad thing.  Look around, deeply scan your surroundings because somewhere close is a bitch in heat!

Get a piece of it!  If she’s already stuffing vegetables up her twat, she’s the– (continue reading…)