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To implant or not to implant—that is no question!

by blackbeltjones on Jul.31, 2009, under The Girl-nasium

Yeah, she be smokin’, but how much hotter would she be with a pair of double DDs strapped to her hard body frame?  Blat blat!  If you be thinking: out of this world, you son, are my homey.  “Make it round,” to quoth the immortal Sir Mix A Lot.

Jean cutoffs... these ones get a pass

Jean cutoffs... these ones get a pass

Yeah son, there’s a place for small breasted women too, just not on my damn backyard.  Ya gotta pimp that shit out, add some–– weight to ‘em, bounce.  We both better be getting black eyes—proper.   Kill me in that shit, stifle the life from Black Belt Jones.  That’s the way me be going out: silicone asphyxiation, just like my daddy and his daddy before him.  That’s right, I come from a long line of tittie fucking bad mother fuckers.  Ten thousand years ago you be finding my ancestors deep in the jungle primeval, humping the shit out of some busting boob bongos.  It’s just how we roll and how we will continue to roll ‘til the sun swallows the Earth and there be no boobs or doctors ever more.

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    qtip27

    no hips, bigger boobs would help hide that.

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