No wonder why the Morningstar got cast out of heaven, with a fully loaded spluge shotgun like this one, he must have been spunking up cloud nine something fierce.  Fuck, before this dude came along, the Pearly Gates were known as the Cast Iron Somewhat Decorative Gates.  Look at Lucifer go!  He’s got more stopping power in that there gun than a Desert jizzing Eagle.

See how that second brunette recoils as the first– (continue reading…)

Yeah, she be smokin’, but how much hotter would she be with a pair of double DDs strapped to her hard body frame?  Blat blat!  If you be thinking: out of this world, you son, are my homey.  “Make it round,” to quoth the immortal Sir Mix A Lot.

Jean cutoffs... these ones get a pass

Yeah son, there’s a place for small breasted women too, just not on my damn backyard.  Ya gotta pimp that shit out, add some– (continue reading…)