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Xena and Gabrielle Bash Clam… Finally!

by admin on Jul.30, 2009, under Celebrity Smegma

Geekdom, hold on to your retainers and feast your eyes on this!  Xena and Gabrielle finally drop their BFFs act and get their lesbian smash-on.  Now, I know what you’re thinking: it’s unhealthy to jizz this much, but it’s okay, everything is going to be okay!  Just hydrate and your shrunken voided sack should return to its normal pathetic size.  JK!

AIIILLALALALALALLALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Xena war cry)

AIIILLALALALALALLALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The above picture is actually a photochop I found on Fleshbot.  Does knowing that ruin its crankability?  Do we really have to acknowledge the–– image’s corrupt fidelity while we splash our seed to the pic with mechanized efficiency?  I say no!  I say let the masturbation-a-thon continue!

 I toss a fiery hole!  I also use this bizarro boomerang in battle

I toss a fiery hole! I also use this bizarro boomerang in battle

You know what; I could just as easily milk my man-nog to Xena in her full warlord regalia as I could tap my testicular stores to Xena and Gabrielle forcing their feral orifices to fuse.  Hmmm, it must be the boob breastplate.  At any rate, Xena, we miss you.  Come back and tease us with your not-so-subtle lesbian foreplay and your warrior Heavy Metal babeness.  Lucy Lawless, you are the best!

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    smokinjo181

    I spanked to her then, I still spank to her now! I had that exact picture in my head from episode one.

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