The Urban Dictionary is one fantastic resource, decoding all of those new-fangled words and sayings that Webster’s and the like don’t have the balls to touch with a ten foot ball touching pole.  The following is a sample of some of my personal favorites:

Pornfolio – The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.

Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.

Hasbian – A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.

Spank Bank – A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for masturbatory purposes.

Milfie, I'll see you later. You're going into the Spank Bank

Cleveland Steamer – Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the “steamer”, this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.

After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the Cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car. (continue reading…)

I’ve often thought about it myself: how does my vagina see the world? Does it see beauty?  Can it appreciate the colors of a sunset?  Does it notice the difference between spring and fall?  Where does its vision begin and where does it end?  Well, mystery solved.  Thanks Youtube for satisfying yet another self-indulgent curiosity.

I’m actually quite impressed with this little ditty.  The only thing missing– (continue reading…)