I know what you’re thinking: TITTIES!  Real Titties! You’re right on both accounts; they are breast and you are not hallucinating.

Arm-wrestling a boob, over the top!

Kind of milfie, kind of au naturale, and all babe, this dirty blonde may in fact be my go-to gal in tonight’s masturbatory revelries– (continue reading…)

Here’s an example of viral marketing at its smuttiest.  Hey Diesel, you know dirty!  But even this hilariously censored porn montage is still worthy of a quick toss in my books.  It just goes to show, you can take the genitals out of porn but can’t take the porn out of you.

This little ditty reminds me how fucking much I love retro porn– (continue reading…)