Haven’t you heard, Jizz is the new the Banana Peel
by davycockett on Jul.15, 2009, under Fuck-toids
This is especially true for those with hardwood floors. Heads up! This could be you!
I deserve nothing less!
Nothing sucks more than a slippery seed initiated fall. Two parts disgusting and one part humility– –it’s one of those things that you keep in the vault and take to the grave. No one has sympathy for the guy who bruised his tailbone in a masturbation related tumble.
The best way to avoid this stick situation is to watch where you spunk. Sure, a few wayward wads will get away, but as long as you don’t have a pooling cum puddle at your feet, you should be in the clear.
My advice: put a mat down at your tossing station—that’ll give you some traction, viscose spluge be damned. Hey, you don’t want to risk spraining those wrists; you need those.
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