So you and your buddy are balls deep in two hot euro babes.  Things are good, some fucking how you managed to pulled it off.  So…

This is, um, kind of gay

What comes next?  You– (continue reading…)

This is especially true for those with hardwood floors.  Heads up!  This could be you!

I deserve nothing less!

Nothing sucks more than a slippery seed initiated fall.  Two parts disgusting and one part humility– (continue reading…)

Who’s got time to hit the books when there’s masturbation and fucking-most-nasty to be had?  (Sounds like my college years.)

Sure, going to class, doing homework, and getting good grades are important and all, but so is busting balls in as many young eager beavers as possible.  I’m reminded of— (continue reading…)