Adult Video Blog

Obama: You better fucking believe he’s an ass-man

by blackbeltjones on Jul.11, 2009, under Porn Street Journal

Look at Obama, sizing up that thang.  Dude’s ready to pounce, pussy stomp.  And you know what, I’m totally fucking cool with that.  Straight up, mother fucking leader of the free world needs—no, MUST–be deeply steeped in fine pussy 99% of the time.  The one thing you don’t want is some tense mother fucker with his mother fucking finger on the doomsday button.  Yeah man, you eat up that ass with your eyes, brain fuck the shit out of it.  Of course you know that your wife is just a few steps behind you.  That okay, she can’t see your eye-line from that angle.  Take a good long gander, brother.  Soak it up and save it for later.

Damn Frenchie, I might have to veto me some ass

Damn Frenchie, I might have to veto me some ass

Frenchie over there knows what I’m talking about.  Fuck, that bitch is probably his wife.  He doesn’t mind.  Hell, no doubt a moment ago he was knee deep in taut intern anus.  That’s how these high power types need to roll.  All that fucking stress.  Are you kidding me?  How else are they supposed to deal?  Pussy, pussy, pussy: that’s how!  You ain’t going to war while your dick is being sucked by a legion of long legged tongue-slingers.  Shit no!

Obama, smoke a dart and hit that ass!  World mother fucking peace depends on it.

Related posts:

  1. Sucking your own dick: Lock the fucking door, son!
  2. Dirty Fucking Jokes: Part #1
  3. Of course they had legal teens in the 70s
  4. Mother and daughter bond over a bone
  5. Chopstick Masturbation: Yep, Anime does that

:, , ,

Bookmark and Share
1 comment for this entry:
  1. avatar
    doctorg

    Just a regular American guy.
    Sarkozy is laughing at Obama.
    Like two frat guys

    0 People Like This Comment.

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Looking for something?

Use the form below to search the site:

Still not finding what you're looking for? Drop a comment on a post or contact us so we can take care of it!