Damn, girl, leave some cock for the camera.  You don’t have to go balls deep every single fucking time at bat.  But hey, that’s why we love you so much.  Nothing too hardcore for my go-to-baby-doll Scarlet.  What they say about gingers must be true; you folks truly are an excitable bunch.

I also enjoy hiking, stand-up comedy, and scrapbooking.

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Look at Obama, sizing up that thang.  Dude’s ready to pounce, pussy stomp.  And you know what, I’m totally fucking cool with that.  Straight up, mother fucking leader of the free world needs—no, MUST–be deeply steeped in fine pussy 99% of the time.  The one thing you don’t want is some tense mother fucker with his mother fucking finger on the doomsday button.  Yeah man, you eat up that ass with your eyes, brain fuck the shit out of it.  Of course you know that your wife is just a few steps behind you.  That okay, she can’t see your eye-line from that angle.  Take a good long gander, brother.  Soak it up and save it for later.

Damn Frenchie, I might have to veto me some ass

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