Do you have any Dr. Phils back there?

If this trend continues, hopefully the huge communist country may tap a near limitless source of comedic gold.

Imagine Bill Cosby’s face on the pack of ribbed for pleasure, the quote reading “Keep your pudding.”

Or Jerry Seinfeld’s mug on a rubber wrap: “What’s the deal with insemination?”

This marketing strategy may be just what the doctor ordered for the sleeping dragon. With a population of over 1.3 BILLION people, it is high time that these folks tossed some spunk to the wayside.

Hey Pinky, do you ever get the feeling that you’re alone in the universe?

Quite the opposite, Flesh-Tone, I have a very fulfilling existence, or rather, a very filling existence.

I don’t know about you, but my fleshlight would be singing the blues. (continue reading…)

I should have stayed in school

Now that’s what I call a big dick!  As far as I can figure, there are two major types of gaggers: showers and growers. Showers always look huge, even when they’re at rest; growers start off average then explode in size like a pissed-off Bruce Banner exploding into the Hulk.  Looks like this one is both a shower and a grower.  I wonder how this dude rides a bike.