Hef Confesses He Can’t Tell His Lovers Apart
by davycockett on Jul.07, 2009, under Celebrity Smegma

I guess he has a thing for blondes and awesomeness
Yep, Hef has traded up his old girlfriends for some fresh ones.
All three of them are blonde – two are identical twins! And the poor old bugger admits he can’t get their names right. Boo hoo.
I’ve got one comment for this story. Well, it’s more of a request.
“God, if there is any justice is the universe, any at all… Smite Him! Smite Hef!”
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July 10th, 2009 on 2:35 pm
Who needs to tell them apart? Fucking lucky bastard