Borat was a great film, I loved it in fact.  That being said there was a noticable lack of explicit anal sex scenes and jizz slicked orifices.  This is where Horat comes in.  Here you’ll see the really character do what he does best: sexy time!  You name it, this dude is all over it.  We have doubly penetrated assholes, we have sopping facials, we have three-on-one action, and yes, we even have some vaginal sex through into the mix.

No bad, eh.

If Horat turns your crank, you’ve gotta take a look at BeetleJism.  This one is perhaps my personal favorite porn parody of all time.  Tim Burton’s version has nothing on BeetleJism, well, besides Winona (Winona forever, fuck I love that bitch).

A big cock on a roof

Surrey, UK: As their finally goodbye, the graduating class of Sutton Grammar School left a special message on their school’s roof: COCK.

Spelt with bricks that they found scattered about, their parting gift wasn’t discovered until years later when somebody looked up the school on Google Earth.
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