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Ron Jeremy one “Soul Mate” away from Hanging up his Cock

by davycockett on Jun.23, 2009, under Porn Street Journal

That mustache must be a CSI nightmare

That mustache must be a CSI nightmare

…his on-screen cock, that is-and I’m not talking about suspending the honking thing from ceiling.

Apparently, the still working king of porn would gladly retire from the biz if he met the right woman. Ron quickly qualified this by saying: “Don’t get me wrong, adult entertainment is a GREAT job which I still absolutely love.”

I suppose after skewering over 4000 women with his one-eyed-monster, the 55 year-old man/hedgehog is starting to show signs of slowing down.

“I want a family eventually,” continued Ron, “of course I do. I will give up porn when the time is right.”

Ron buddy, when you’re too fat to take off your t-shirt while filming a sex scene, the time may be right. (But hey, what do I know. In fact, I kind of dig the way he’s still fucking away like the furry animal that he is. I can only hope that my horniness will be that voracious when I’m his age.)

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