Couple have Royal Screw on Royal Lawn
by davycockett on Jun.13, 2009, under Porn Street Journal
We’ve all been there: walking with the misses, drunk, in public… horny as hell. No time to make it home or even to a washroom stall. Nope, this session is going down right here and now.
If you’re lucky, it happens in a place with some privacy. This, however, was not the case for the happy couple visiting Windsor Castle. They had an angry itch; they scratched in on the Queen’s front lawn. And the old lady was home (unfortunately though, she missed the spectacle).
Needless to say, a huge crowd gathered around the 30 something pair. Witness Mark Robinson, 44, said: “The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom. They even ignored the Please Keep Off The Grass signs.”
20 minutes later, they two were pried apart by armed Royal Protection Squad officers and thrown in the drunk tank for the night to sleep of their glorious daring.
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