Russian Man Survives Five Storey Fall – Twice!
by digitgidget on Jun.03, 2009, under Fuck-toids
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Alexei Roskov drank three bottle of vodka; he then decided to jump off his fifth storey balcony. Amazingly, the man survived the 50 foot fall with nothing but scratches. He stumbled back upstairs to his apartment where he was met by his wife, who was understandably livid. Unable to take his wife’s loud criticism of his foolish deed, Alexei made a second dive for freedom.
He survived that fall to. He was treated for minor cuts and bruises on the scene by medics and sent on his way.
Coming across this story, my first thoughts are of Rasputin, the mad monk, who was poisoned with enough cyanide to kill 6 men, stabbed in the stomach so badly that his intestines fell out, and then shot, and then clubbed, and then thrown into the icy waters of the Neva where he drowned. WHERE HE DROWNED! The poison, the stab wound, the gunshot, and the clubbing didn’t kill the fucker, the water did. Tougher than Jesus? Perhaps.
I guess the moral of above stories–one dated, one recent–is that some Russians are nearly impossible to kill. What it has to do with porn, I don’t know; just had to share.
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