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Sex-Doll Threesome Man Gets Off

by davycockett on Jun.01, 2009, under Porn Street Journal

Junk Food Made Me Do It!

Junk Food Made Me Do It!

Consequently creating the best headline, ever!

George Bartusek, the dude that got caught fucking two blow-up sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot in Florida, won’t be going to the clink, a court has ruled. He’s getting off with six month probation for his faux public threesome.

“As I walked by I saw this guy with two blow-up dolls, kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people’s attention,” a female witness told a local reporter after the incident.

“It’s just crazy, you know, and I’m with my daughter and she couldn’t believe what we were seeing,” added another obviously female witness.

Mr. Bartusek was charged with breach of peace and trespassing, and was facing a year in jail for his overdeveloped sense of humour. No doubt, he’s very happy with getting away with just a slap on the wrist. The details regarding which one of his wrists were slapped, if it was his cranking wrist or the understudy, has not been released.

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