Houston, We Have a Probe-lem:
by davycockett on Jun.01, 2009, under Porn Street Journal
Dildo Mistaken for Lethal Weapon at Houston Airport
One question: how hard is it to read an X-ray? I’m fairly confident that I would be able to distinguish between a dildo and a gun, regardless how ethereal the image. One looks like a cock, the other replaces a cock. Well… maybe it is more difficult to tell the two apart after all.
Houston airport security certainly thought so when they detained Dennis Bell, owner of gay adult studio Athletic Model Guild, and his film crew at George Bush Intercontinental airport.
I can imagine how this went down:
“Hey Bob, does that look like a gun to you?”
“No. Who cares? Black-bag them.”
Apparently, the Vergenza Mk. I dildo, which is made of aluminum, looks like a gun to trained eyes. Dennis and company were eventually allowed on their merry way once they explained that the item was built for love, not hate.
Looking at the thing myself, I’m not too sure about that claim.
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