Just when you thought begging for a BJ couldn’t get more real…

Boobs, keep 'em coming

…And I’m not talking about an uber insertion that would make the Gods of Scale blush and cover their eyes.

Russian Porn Star, Anna Morgan, will have the logo and url of MyMMOShop.com, a site selling World of Warcraft gold goods, tattooed somewhere on her huge boobs (natural DDs).
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This one is a classic.  If you haven’t seen this little diddity, you’re in for a real treat.

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That mustache must be a CSI nightmare

…his on-screen cock, that is-and I’m not talking about suspending the honking thing from ceiling.

Apparently, the still working king of porn would gladly retire from the biz if he met the right woman. Ron quickly qualified this by saying: “Don’t get me wrong, adult entertainment is a GREAT job which I still absolutely love.” (continue reading…)

You be NICE to my friends!

According to a study done by Northern Illinois University in DeKalb, couples who participate in sadomasochistic activities have less measurable stress in their relationships.

These findings were made by monitoring various hormones before, during, and after S & M sex.
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sad, happy, sad, happy, sad, happy, sad, happy

A Peruvian farmer sporting an 8-day-long stiffy had to go under the knife after showing up at a hospital in the northern city of Sullana complaining about his hard-up situation.

“The patient arrived at the hospital in great pain because of the erection,” said surgeon Nelson Carrasco when asked about the patient. He also added that the 53-year-old had not taken a sexual stimulant or alcohol. (continue reading…)

Blinkie: when ejaculate gets into an eye or eyes, and thus causes the person in question to blink.

They love me for my sensitivity

There’s no denying it, money is a powerful aphrodisiac–perhaps the ultimate aphrodisiac and thus, rich, old, gross Ballers generally slam mad pussy if they so choose. Case in point, Larry Flynt and Huge Hefner.

These two porn magnates are notorious lady’s men. I suppose it comes with the territory. But who’s the most pimpin? Popular belief overwhelmingly sides with the Hef.
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This is great, I can't feel a fucking thing!

The Royal Victoria Hospital in Belfast is testing a spray to increase a man’s pumping time, and so far the results are good.

“Men who used the treatment five minutes before having intercourse extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes, trials showed,” reported the BBC news. (continue reading…)

Make a wish

Play nice girls, there’s enough to go around.