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Susan Boyle offered $1 million to star in porn film

by davycockett on May.27, 2009, under Celebrity Smegma

Sadly, I would enjoy that film

Sadly, I would enjoy that film

Susan Boyle, the homely Scottish singer rocketed to fame by Britain’s Got Talent, has been offered a million dollars by LA based Kick Ass Films to star in a porno.

The 47 year-old self-confessed virgin has yet to comment on the offer. One thing is certain, however. If that vid was made, I’d watch it.

Hear me out. Imagine her hideous face contorted even further by a ten inch black cock snaking its way down her gullet. And then picture it being removed and that angelic voice of hers serenading its hugeness as it pops both of her bottom cherries. For a lady that’s never been kissed before, what better way for her to herald in her new found celebrity?

Keep an eye on this space for further updates.

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