Wind-Up “Green” Vibrator: Environmentalism on Crack, literally!
by davycockett on May.24, 2009, under Fuck-toids
You crank me, I crank you, fair is fair
What’s next? Solar Powered ICBMs! “Oh! Look honey! Those missiles on the news, they run on renewable energy. Isn’t that neat.”
Call me crazy, but saving a few dildo-earmarked coppertops isn’t going to diminish in the slightest the global trash heap that we’re working on.
Got a cause? Cool, I’m down. But people, please, pick your battles with a little common sense.
This is my message to the Irish couple who designed the Earth Angel, an 8-inch vibrator which charges its banks by hand crank.
I have no problem with the toy itself, I’m sure it works just fine. My problem is the marketing, which is obviously bullshit, exploiting people’s real concerns for a clean planet to make a few bucks. Market the toy “cheap to operate” or “great for off-the-grid masturbation.” Either one of these would be fine, but don’t use guilt to sell your pussy plaything. There’s already too much guilt involved in pleasing a woman.
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