Well if that isn’t the damnedest title you have read today… you and I should be friends!!! The wacky world of behind the scenes porn is getting even weirder (and sadder) with the passing of Percy Foster – most noted for his striking resemblance to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

Now, according to the UK rag The Sunday Sport, Foster was found in an underground lair populated by badgers. Yup you read that right. Apparently those kooky Brits were planning on gassing the entire infestation of badgers just days after the discovery of Fosters body. Your guess is as good as mine on why or what he was doing down there…

Yup, Scarlett Johansson has finally released her glorious sweater puppies for the world to see! The rumors of the leaked hacked cell phone pictures appear to be true, if they are fake well I sure hope we see this ScarJo body double in an Avengers XXX Parody (or even an Iron Man XXX Parody!).

As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words… So here’s two of the sultry actress (you owe me 2 thousand words!).

Scarlett Johansson Tits

Scarlett Johansson Ass

Are you ready to watch HOT babes getting their rectums destroyed? Ya, me too! I am thrilled to have been able to watch Teen Anal Orgy from Vivid, starring: Alexis Malone, Ariana Jollee, Audrey Hollander, Belladonna, Carly Parker, Carmella Bing, Cassie Courtland, Chapel Waste, Kimberly Kane, Lacey Love and the stunning Lanny Barby. Now, I don’t know if any of these girls really qualify as teens anymore but the hardcore anal definitely makes up for the slip up.

This video is almost 2 hours of pure anal carnage, infact its much harder than most of the vivid line up and each scene has a unique theme and multiple couples. Honestly I haven’t seen a hotter combination of girls and action in a long, long time. This one is definitely a win for vivid! Check out a short sample of Teen Anal Orgy here!

Do you have an addiction to big boobs? During the day does your find drift away from work to fantasies of fondling up a large pair of sweater meat? Do you get a hard-on just thinking about a pair of big breasts?

Well lucky for you I believe we have the cure for all you tit lovers out there. Inside the Booby Hatch from Penthouse Studio’s Variations line is just what the every breast lover needs.

Popular rackalicious brunette babe Audrey Bitoni truly has an amazing set of tits on her. Not to mention the ass on this girl is to die for. This cock-hungry slut loves to give sloppy wet blowjobs before having her tight pussy fucked hard. In her scene Inside the Booby Hatch, Audrey is soaking wet from the rain as her car broke down and asks for help, and she’s not wearing a bra!

Audrey peels tight wet shirt off her big wet tits and has hard nipples licked. The lucky stud Randy Spears then begins to titty-fuck those perfect tits before Audrey wraps her lips around his stiff cock to deliver sensual wet blowjob. Soon Audrey is riding on top of her stud and gets her tight little pussy fucked in many different positions before receiving a bath of cum all over big breasts.

Audrey Bitoni is joined in this hot title by titterific stars Jewels Jade, Brianna Blair, Madelyn Marie and Chloe Conrad. Be sure to check this out and Adult Rental’s massive selection of big tit titles. I’m certain your cock will be happy you did.

Fun loving 5′ 7″ 23-year-old California native hottie Allie Haze, who took home the honors of XRCO’s Best New Starlet award this year, has been signed by Vivid Entertainment as their newest exclusive Vivid Girl.  Allie Haze is the 2nd exclusive contract girl to be signed this year, with Charlie Sheen’s mistress hooker, Capri Anderson being added to Vivid’s roster in March.  Allie will begin making movies exclusively for the studio.

This is a new move for Vivid Entertainment as they head back into the fray of signing exclusive stars to the Vivid brand:   “We decided to bring back exclusive stars only if they were very exceptional, and Allie is a prime example,” said Steven Hirsch, Vivid co-founder and chairman.  He added, “Our two top directors, Axel Braun and B. Skow, brought her to my attention independently of each other. We met with her and immediately knew she was incredibly special. We are all delighted she’s on board and we think that Vivid fans will be excited by her sexy beauty and irrepressibly happy personality.”

Vivid said that after college Haze worked as a bartender and did nude modeling to help pay her tuition.
“I’d always thought I was bi-sexual, so when I was offered some good money to be with a woman on camera, I was really up for it.  I liked it so much that it led to my finding an agent who helped me get more work with women,” Haze said.

When Allie Haze was 18-years young, she got married to a preacher.  Allie had this to say about her early marriage:  ”I married a preacher when I was 18, and that turned out to be a big mistake, especially from the sexual side of the relationship.  We were divorced by the time I was 20.  It felt like I was let out of a cage.  Up to then I never thought much about sex, or had even a passing interest in adult entertainment.”

Following in the footsteps of other Adult film stars like Sasha Grey, Allie Haze has branched out into the mainstream feature film market under the name Brittney Joy, and will be starring in seven feature films which will be shown later this year at Cannes Film Festival.

Women in uniforms, is there anything sexier?  How about Nurses with big ole titties?  Ya, that’s what I’ma talking about.  Heading in for a routine check-up and you get a sexy nurse in a tight outfit with her breasts pressing against her nurse uniform about to bust loose.

Even better is when that nurse is a dirty little slut willing to go that extra mile to take care of their patients.  Take Priya Anjali Rai for example.  This busty Indian babe has a patient that can’t get rid of his stiff erection.  Who can blame him though with Priya bending over putting those massive boobs in your face as she checks your blood pressure or bending down wiggling that great ass of hers as she retrieves something from the lower drawer.  Thankfully she’s willing to suck and fuck all her patients hard cocks to cure them.

The other big boobed nurses providing excellent bedside manners are Hunter Bryce, Alanah Rae, Sara Stone,  and Velicity Von.

You have just got to love chicks that dig licking and fucking each other when cock isn’t readily available.   Part-time lesbians is what I tend to refer to them as.  But what happens when you have a sexy woman that has licked many a wet pussy in her repretoire and mix in a pussy-licking newbie?

You get Seduced By A Real Lesbian 7; an excellent installment to the long running series of real lesbian sluts seducing other women in the ways of pussy-licking satisfaction by Lethal Hardcore.

In this scene preview bubbly blonde slut Cindy Hope gets seduced by the veteran snatch muncher, brunette hottie Halie James after they both try on various sexy outfits.  Halie begins to lick Cindy Hope’s perky little breasts and hard nipples.  Cindy then returns the favor getting her first taste of a woman’s tits and licks and sucks them like a true dyke.  The action really kicks it up a notch when each of the babes take turns flicking their tongues on their hard clits and jabbing their fingers deep inside their tight moist pussies, and yes they do scissors!

Molli Milano gets lessons from Aiden Ashley, Clara G get seduced by the all-star clit licker Charlie Lane, and Brynn Tyler shows the the pleasure of her tongue can deliver on Madison Parker’s shaved cunt.

So you work hard everyday for your company.  Pushing out sale after sale and earning account after account to increase the companies profit margins.  Now what kind of extra rewards should one expect outside of the usual bonuses?  An engraved watch?  An expensive clock?  A plaque?

Well the biggest Insurance company in all of Germany has come up with the perfect reward:  Hookers!

Munich Re held an orgy party for 100 of its salespeople and guests that included over 20 prostitutes fulfilling their every wish in 2007.  For the general guests and salespeople, there were a crop of Whores that wore that Red and Yellow bracelets that indicated their availability.

However for the Managers and Top Sales performers, there were a special selection of ladies wearing White wristbands and were only available for them.

Rumor has it that after each women fucked or sucked their companions to cum shooting satisfaction.  In addition each slut was stamped on their lower arm indicating services rendered and also signifying their popularity.

Now this is the kind of reward party I’m fucking talking about!  Fuck the stupid company dinner gatherings and the ass-kissing and ball-washing that occurs during these functions.  Give your employees and guests what they really want, PUSSY!

Now all I need to do is learn German, get an insurance sales certificate and apply for a job.

Carlos Dee is back with Let Me Suck You 2 by Elegant Angel.  This title features exactly what it implies, big pornstar names and brand new starlets sucking cock and coaxing the cum out of them.

Let Me Suck You 2 stars blonde newcomer Alyssa Branch sucking down a massive hard cock before receiving a huge load to her face.  Charley Chase, Katie St. Ives, Tiffany Star, Aiden Starr, Brianna Blair and Ivy Winters round out the cast of suck sluts wanting to let them suck you.

We have a special teen treat for you today.  Some of today’s hottest European teens with the cutest little pink pussies getting fucked hard by huge cocks.

Pigtail Puppets 5 is a great title in the series that features some of the freshest teen sluts with their hair done up in pigtails.  Legal Pink has truly outdone themselves as Candy Cat gets rammed hard doggystyle below:

The rest of the European teens that take on their dose of huge cock into their tight wet pussies are blonde sluts Lolly Blond, Honey Winter, Kyara, Monika Thu and brunette babe Krici Viva